I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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