There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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