Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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