Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
