i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
