butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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