Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
