If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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