I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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