trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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