Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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