I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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