Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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