Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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