My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Alive.
So much puke
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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