This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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