I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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