i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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