Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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