How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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