I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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