Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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