He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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