just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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