Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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