oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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