4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My breasts were aching with rage.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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