How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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