so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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