we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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