Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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