I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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