STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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