my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i think i have two assholes
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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