Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
