Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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