Whod you bang
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
