should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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