The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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