whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
