I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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