This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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