i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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