I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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