You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I miss vodka workout Fridays
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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