I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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