I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
We have so much sex to catch up on
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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