i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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