My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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