So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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